Post by Ol' Red on Jun 25, 2009 9:46:16 GMT -5
A Russian and a
> Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold
> medal
>
>
>
> Before the final match, the
> Redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said
> 'Now,don't forget all the research we've done on
> this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this
> 'pretzel' hold he has.
>
>
>
> Whatever you do, do not let
> him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
> finished.'
>
>
>
> The redneck nodded in
> acknowledgment.
>
>
>
> As the match started, the
> Redneck and the Russian circled each other several
> times,looking for an opening.
>
>
>
> All of a sudden, the
> Russian lunged forward, grabbing the
> Redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel
> hold.
>
>
>
> A sigh of disappointment
> arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his
> hands, for he knew all was lost.
>
>
>
> He couldn't watch the
> inevitable happen.
>
>
>
> Suddenly,there was a Long, High Pitched
> Scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised
> his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in
> the air.
>
>
>
> His back hit the mat with a
> thud and the Redneck collapsed on top of him, making the pin
> and winning the match.
>
>
>
> The trainer was
> astounded.
>
>
> When he finally got his
> wrestler alone,he asked 'How did you ever get out of
> that hold ?
>
>
> No one has ever done it
> before !'
>
>
> The wrestler answered
> 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that
> hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this
> pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing
> to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out
> my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I
> could.'
>
>
> The trainer exclaimed
> 'That's what finished him off ?'
>
> 'Not really. You'd
> be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
> nuts' !
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> I know you are
> laughing!!!!!!!
Red
> Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold
> medal
>
>
>
> Before the final match, the
> Redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said
> 'Now,don't forget all the research we've done on
> this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this
> 'pretzel' hold he has.
>
>
>
> Whatever you do, do not let
> him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
> finished.'
>
>
>
> The redneck nodded in
> acknowledgment.
>
>
>
> As the match started, the
> Redneck and the Russian circled each other several
> times,looking for an opening.
>
>
>
> All of a sudden, the
> Russian lunged forward, grabbing the
> Redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel
> hold.
>
>
>
> A sigh of disappointment
> arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his
> hands, for he knew all was lost.
>
>
>
> He couldn't watch the
> inevitable happen.
>
>
>
> Suddenly,there was a Long, High Pitched
> Scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised
> his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in
> the air.
>
>
>
> His back hit the mat with a
> thud and the Redneck collapsed on top of him, making the pin
> and winning the match.
>
>
>
> The trainer was
> astounded.
>
>
> When he finally got his
> wrestler alone,he asked 'How did you ever get out of
> that hold ?
>
>
> No one has ever done it
> before !'
>
>
> The wrestler answered
> 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that
> hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this
> pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing
> to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out
> my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I
> could.'
>
>
> The trainer exclaimed
> 'That's what finished him off ?'
>
> 'Not really. You'd
> be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
> nuts' !
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> I know you are
> laughing!!!!!!!
Red