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Post by Ol' Red on May 9, 2011 8:39:06 GMT -5
No more Friday night pregame goat bangings!
By Brian Hamacher NBCMIAMI.com NBCMIAMI.com updated 5/5/2011 6:40:26 PM ET 2011-05-05T22:40:26
Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.
It's up to Gov. Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality.
The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.
Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys. The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.
Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called "droopy drawers bill" (SB 228), will will force students to hike up their pants while at school.
Students caught showing their underwear or butt crack could face suspensions and other punishments.
Red
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Post by Boudreaux on May 9, 2011 10:06:22 GMT -5
Well, what are the gayturds to do for fun now a days?
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Post by chadair on May 9, 2011 10:28:15 GMT -5
between yer gay pride parade schedule and beastiality, yer skeerin the chit outta me Mack!!
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Post by Ol' Red on May 9, 2011 11:23:05 GMT -5
between yer gay pride parade schedule and beastiality, yer skeerin the chit outta me Mack!! Hey, this is all you....don't shoot the messenger....I know how you HVAC and plumbers types show enough crack to get each other interested..... Red
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Post by Boudreaux on May 9, 2011 14:37:02 GMT -5
between yer gay pride parade schedule and beastiality, yer skeerin the chit outta me Mack!! Hey, this is all you....don't shoot the messenger....I know how you HVAC and plumbers types show enough crack to get each other interested..... Red Dare I ask how you know that?
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Post by Ol' Red on May 9, 2011 15:05:17 GMT -5
Hey, this is all you....don't shoot the messenger....I know how you HVAC and plumbers types show enough crack to get each other interested..... Red Dare I ask how you know that? You told me. Red
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Post by Ol' Red on May 11, 2011 16:01:35 GMT -5
I bet this new law is making Stacey want to rent "Men who Stare at Goats."
Red
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Post by Boudreaux on May 12, 2011 13:02:19 GMT -5
Haven't seen it. Is it another one of your gay favorites?
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Post by chadair on May 12, 2011 14:40:57 GMT -5
Haven't seen it. Is it another one of your gay favorites? me either. must b
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Post by Ol' Red on May 13, 2011 10:43:51 GMT -5
Haven't seen it. Is it another one of your gay favorites? Gay jokes from a guy that dresses in purple on game day? Really? Red
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Post by chadair on May 13, 2011 13:44:19 GMT -5
hows this thread worked out for ya there Macky poo?? ;D
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Post by Boudreaux on May 14, 2011 14:05:49 GMT -5
Haven't seen it. Is it another one of your gay favorites? Gay jokes from a guy that dresses in purple on game day? Really? Red Purple is the color of ROYALTY!
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Post by emusmacker on Nov 28, 2011 20:47:10 GMT -5
Purple is also the color of that gay dinosaur Barney., and that new law will make Stacey mad. He can't go home now and practice their ritual.
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